- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

If youre African, why are you white?

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

minorities

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Compton

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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