Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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field day?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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