- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Poop

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

No your aunties a joke

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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