Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

The game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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