I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Do you know the muffin man? No

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Bags of delicious poop.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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