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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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Refrigerator

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Your dads dead. lol

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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