- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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