A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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