why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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