Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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