Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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