What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Loperson

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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