Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Gretta has five legs? -no

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Poop!!

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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