Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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