mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Anti Joke

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