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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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