the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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3 like an eel

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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