- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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