- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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