Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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I agree

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Vote this up

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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