- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What do I hate? people

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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