What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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