Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

NAACP

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

That is so fetch

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

smell the vitamin C

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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