How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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