Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

woman's lacrosse

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

I'm HIV positive.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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