- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

why is pie good. because it just is.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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