There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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