Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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