- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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