- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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