- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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