There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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