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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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