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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

smell the vitamin C

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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