- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

What black and has children A black man

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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