what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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._____________________. Whale!

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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