Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Anti Joke

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