- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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