why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Arrow in the Knee!

Cool Brian

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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