how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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