Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

obama

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Albert <3 Hunter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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