Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Joesph Triphook.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Anti Joke

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