What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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