- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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