What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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