- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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