- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Compton

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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