Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Anti Joke

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