What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Black people

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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