A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

Knock, Knock No one was home.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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