Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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