What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Black people being friendly.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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