- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

Gay's

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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