Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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guest what i love pancakes

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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I'm Jewish

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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