- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Why are trees green? I have no idea

My Boyfriend

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

David Cameron

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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