- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Why was the man sad His got raped

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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