- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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