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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Cows are land manatees.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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