Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Is maynaise an instrument?

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