What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Yo mama so fat.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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