Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Joesph Triphook.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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YOU

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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womens rights.

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it's funny because it's funny

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