We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Faithful men.

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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