What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What? Yes.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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