- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

7+5=12

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

retard

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

V I T A M I N C !

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Yo mama so fat.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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