Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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