- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

my egg roll

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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