What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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wsde

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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ask me if im a door yes

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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