Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

This sentence is a lie.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Asians

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Women's rights.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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