Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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