- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Mitt Romney

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what tall and looks like a jew?

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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