roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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