- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

whats 2+2? 4

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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