Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

I'm gay.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

ME NAME IS JEFF

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Punching a baby

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Anti Joke

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