- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why so serious? Your brother died.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

A seal walks into a club.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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