What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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gay pom...

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gay porn...

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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