- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

My penis is big... not.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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