- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

A man did not like this site

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

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