your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

black people

What do you call a black man? A person

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Tough crowd tonight...

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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