What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Women can vote? WTF

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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