- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

go F*** yourself

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

you suck

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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