Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

How high is a Chinaman

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

women's rights, lol

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

tommy is retared

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Anti Joke

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