Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Thumbs this up

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10inch nice

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Face Hunter is scum

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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nolan is gay

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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