Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

ecks! why zee?

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

It says so on your cap.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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