Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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