Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

religion

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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