- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Knock knock Shut up

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

A seal walks into a club.

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