sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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This is not a joke

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Not a joke.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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