- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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