- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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