On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

feminists.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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