What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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