What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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