- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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