Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Mitt Romney

what tall and looks like a jew?

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What is white and black and red all over.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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