- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mark is life

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

whats dumb and small? dandruff

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

the economy.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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