what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What black and has children A black man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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