- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Mitt Romney

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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