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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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