- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Cool Brian

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Arrow in the Knee!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Actually it was me Josh brown

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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