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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Ben Corbishley

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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