- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Asians

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

This sentence is a lie.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What? Yes.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Mitt Romney

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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