- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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