- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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