Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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haha Otarts was here

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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My mum is called Steve

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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