why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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