What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Cows are land manatees.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Joesph Triphook.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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YOU

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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