Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Bark I'm a tree

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Church.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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