- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Logan's gay

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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