Continents are large islands.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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breasts

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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