- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

all jokes aside...

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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