- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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