why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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