- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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