- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Why did the man die? He was old.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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