- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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