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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

A woman leaves the kitchen.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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