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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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