What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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The game.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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