- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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