- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

What do you call white trash Garbage

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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