A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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rocky is here again.......................

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Anti Joke

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