- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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