- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Oh my God! A talking dog!

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

what is orange and blue 2 colors

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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