- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Buzi vagy!

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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