What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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