- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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