Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

Smoke weed till i die nigga

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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